Saturday, March 12, 2022

THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS



I'm so glad I waited to rent this on DVD. The Matrix Resurrections is a fucking nightmare of a movie. Horrible camera work. Shitty cinematography. Poor lighting. Recycled recycled recycled material (music, footage from the first three films). Dumb in-jokes. No real plot. Nothing for any of the main characters to do. Disneyesque robot familiars. Crap costumes. What felt like fourteen hours of nonsense diatribe from an ancient Niobe. The Analyst? Doogie Howser? Merovingian madman? And then it becomes a zombie flick for the final act? Who greenlighted this disaster?

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