Saturday, December 01, 2007
ROCK STAR DREAMS
This morning, upon waking, the child and I had the following conversation.
CHILD: I have a TV in my room.
TWT: Oh, really. Where is your television?
Child points to a watercolor picture of Noah's Ark, painted by a friend and former coworker of the wife.
CHILD: Right there!
TWT: So that's your TV, huh?
CHILD: Yeah, its so I can play Rockstar.
TWT: Rockstar?
CHILD: Yes. I play it every day before I go to bed. Every night, too.
TWT: Rockstar?
CHILD: Yes. Do you want to play, daddy?
TWT: No, thank you.
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After breakfast.
CHILD: Okay, daddy. I need to go back to bed.
TWT: You do? Why?
CHILD: So I can play Guitar Hero on my TV!
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In the car, listening to the radio. Some Gwen Stefani song is playing, some of the lyrics being sung by the child, which I am unsure of how the child knows them so well since the child is hearing the song for the first time, to my knowledge.
CHILD: Daddy, is this a Rockstar song?
TWT: What?
CHILD: Is this song on my Rockstar game?
TWT: Sure.
CHILD: I like it. Look daddy. I'm playing my guitar.
TWT: You are?
The child pretends to be fingering the frets of a guitar, or, more likely, the colored buttons of a game system "guitar."
CHILD: Here comes some green ones. I got them. Oh, yeah! I got a yellow one and a purple one.
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Later in the car.
CHILD: Is this Aunt ———'s guy?
TWT: What?
CHILD: Is this Aunt ———'s guy from Rockstar? Like at Uncle ———'s house?
TWT: I don't know. Is it?
CHILD: Yeah. It looks a little bit like him.
TWT: Okay.
CHILD: I'm going to be him.
TWT: Okay.
The child begins strumming a "guitar" again.
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So, who is to blame here? The child's fertile imagination is a likely culprit, although it points to a dearth of source material in this case. The brother and sister-in-law are likely culprits, since they are pretty close to being Guitar Hero and Rock Band evangelists. The modern media-and-marketing machine is surely culpable, due to its everpresent promotion of Guitar Hero and similar games.
Coming soon to your home: Guitar Hero, the cereal; the obligatory Saturday Night Live Guitar Hero sketch; Guitar Hero logo upper front teeth laser etching!
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2 comments:
All I can say is WOW! LOL!
I think your little one has a great imagination! It sure is amazing how they are sponges at that age. Anything they see and hear, they will instantly learn and process.
Sorry about turning her into a Guitar Hero/Rockstar!
I love it. It just shows how intelligent your child is!
the sister
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